the place with no return

Very good this one!

2011-10-26T14:43:00.003Z

Very good one!

2011-09-14T22:00:00.001Z

Read this today and it seems like the best 5 rules to have with life!

1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastards name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Me like this one!!!

2011-09-14T17:49:00.003Z

And another one!

2011-09-14T15:52:00.001Z

And so it begins the new series!!!!

2011-09-13T14:08:00.003Z

lol

2011-07-13T13:59:00.001Z

Lost in translation...

[1] IN A BANGKOK TEMPLE:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.

[2] Cocktail Lounge, Norway:LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

[3] Doctor's Office, Rome :
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

[4] Dry Cleaners, Bangkok :
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.

[5] In a Nairobi Restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE, OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

[6] On the main road to Mombasa , leaving Nairobi :
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

[7] On a Poster at Kencom:
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.

[8] In a City Restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.

[9] In a Cemetery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS, FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

[10] Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE, OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

[11] On the menu of a Swiss Restaurant:
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.

[12] In a Tokyo Bar:
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

[13] Hotel, Yugoslavia:
THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE, IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

[14] Hotel, Japan:
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

[15] In the lobby of a Moscow Hotel, across from a Russian Orthodox Monastery:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY, WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY, EXCEPT THURSDAY.

[16] A sign posted in Germany 's Black Forest :
IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE, THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT, UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.

[17] Hotel, Zurich :
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.

[18] Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand :
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

[19] Airline ticket office, Copenhagen :
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS. (Just Like British Airways!!!)

[20] A Laundry in Rome :
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND THEN SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.

[21] Seen in an Abu Dhabi Souk shop window:
IF THE FRONT IS CLOSED PLEASE ENTER THROUGH MY BACKSIDE

Things You Learn From the Movies (or at least i have anyway!!)

2011-05-20T08:36:00.002Z

1. Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people—whether they are employed or not.

2. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

3. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don’t worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

4. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.

5. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

6. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

7. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.

8. Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.

9. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

10. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

11. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

12. It’s easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

13. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off—even while scuba diving.

14. You’re very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

15. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do.

16. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

17. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

18. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.

19. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

20. Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.

21. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

22. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.

23. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

24. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.

25. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

26. When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English.

A Beautifull Poem

2011-05-18T10:29:00.000Z

“Deep in the meadow, under the willow
a bed of grass, a soft green pillow
lay down your head, and close your sleepy eyes
and when again they open, the sun will rise.
Hear it’s safe, here it’s warm
hear the daisies guard you from every harm
hear your dreams are sweet and tomorrow brings them true
hear is the place where i love you.
Deep in the meadow, hidden far away
a clock of leaves, a moonbeam ray
forget your woes and let your troubles lay
and when again it’s morning, they’ll wash away.
Hear it’s safe, hears its’ warm
hear the daises guard you from every harm
Hear your dreams are sweet and tomorrow bring them true
hear is the place where i love you.”

—	Suzanne Collins (The Hunger Games)

Thought I knew Everything

2010-01-08T10:02:00.000-01:00

Stewardesses is the longest word
typed with only the left hand.

And 'lollipop' is the longest word typed
with your right hand.
(Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)

No word in the English language rhymes with
month, orange, silver, or purple.

' Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'.
(Are you doubting this?)

our eyes are always the same size from birth,
but our nose and ears

never stop growing.
The sentence: 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'
uses every letter of the alphabet.
(Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?)

The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).
(Yep, I knew you were going to 'do' this one.)

There are only four words in the English language which end in 'dous': tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
(You're not possibly doubting this, are you ?)

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: 'abstemious' and 'facetious.'
(Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e i o u)

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
(All you typists are going to test this out)

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds
(Some days that's about what my memory span is.)

A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
A snail can sleep for three years.
(I know some people that could do this too!)

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that also . Actually I know A LOT of people like this!)
Babies are born without kneecaps.
They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast,
the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

The cruise liner, QE 2,

moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
(Good thing he did that.)

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls
froze completely solid .

There are more chickens than people in the world.

Winston Churchill

was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Now you know more than you did before!!

Funny Questions

2009-11-02T11:03:00.004-01:00

WHY WHY WHY

QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change?

They're going to see you naked anyway..

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

They're both dogs!

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Why, Why, Why

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that DFS and Dream Bedsare not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?'

Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE...... The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

The 10 Kitty Commandments‏

2009-08-02T12:17:00.001Z

Anyone who has ever known and loved a cat (and even those who haven’t!) will get a laugh out of this great list!

Share it with your cat-fancier friends:

And the Cat said. . .

1. Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the computer.

2. Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll.

3. Thou shalt not project hairballs from the top of the refrigerator.

4. Thou shalt not sit in front of the television as if thou art invisible.

5. Thou shalt not jump onto thy sleeping human’s bladder at 3 a.m.

6. Thou shalt not reset thy human’s alarm clock by walking on it.

7. Thou shalt not trip thy humans, even if they are walking too slowly.

8. Thou shalt not push open the bathroom door when there are guests in thy house.

9. Thou shalt not jump on the toilet seat just as thy human is sitting down.

10. Thou shalt attempt to show remorse when being scolded

Did u know?

2009-05-25T22:39:00.003Z

Did you know !
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you f@rted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's org@sm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates s£x by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have s£x for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.

In other words, send it to everyone ! (and I love that pig!)

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Quizzes!!!!

2009-01-15T16:41:00.001-01:00

Which season are you?

My Quiz Result: You are a mix of Spring and Fall. You are cool, intelligent, friendly and lovable.

Take this quiz: Which season are you?

You can also take more quizzes, myspace quizzes and fun quizzes on personality, love and other topics.

I loved this one!!!!

2009-01-14T17:53:00.002-01:00

What Kind of Mom Will You Be?

YOU ARE GOING TO BE: "THE STAY AT HOME MOM"

You work hard and will build a nice home. When the kids are starting to mature a little, you'll return to the workforce and enjoy popularity among your peers and children's friends' parents. You'll be a great example of a mom who will make it to all of the spelling bee's and birthday parties. You're going to be a heck of a mom.

I shure liked this result!

2008-10-15T15:32:00.002Z

What Your Halloween Habits Say About You

You are an outgoing person who's a bit of a showoff. It's likely that you dress up for Halloween every year.

You definitely think of yourself as someone who has a dark side. And part of having that dark side means not showing it.

Your inner child is stubborn and a bit bossy.

You truly fear the dark side of humanity. You are a true misanthrope.

You're prone to be quite emotional and over dramatic. Deep down, you enjoy being scared out of your mind... even if you don't admit it.

You are a traditionalist with most aspects of your life. You like your Halloween costume to be basic, well made, and conventional enough to wear another year.

What's Your Halloween Personality?

Ex-Wife's Revenge!

2008-09-01T19:40:00.002Z

An Ex-Wife's Revenge

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and

suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful

Dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music and

feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of

Chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited

a few half-eaten shrimp dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the

curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for

The first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried

everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out.

Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steamed. Air

Fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set

Off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end even

paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused

to work in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to

move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they

could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.

Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she

missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.

Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad t he smell was, he agreed on a Price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if

she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home....

......including the curtain rods.

Wans't Nice?

2008-06-21T14:59:00.001Z

You Are a Drama Princess (or Prince)

You're not over the top dramatic, but you have your moments.

You know how to steal the spotlight...

And how to act out to get your way.

People around you know that you're good for a laugh.

But at times, your drama gets a bit too much for everyone.

Tone it down a tad, and you'll still be the center of attention.

Are You a Drama Queen (or King)?

Are you pure??? lol

2008-05-19T11:33:00.000Z

You Are 80% Pure

You're so pure ... you make a nun look like a whore!

There's a lot of life's dark side left for you to experience... if you want to.

The 100 Question Purity Test

2008-05-01T12:43:00.002Z

The Man Rulesュュュュュュュュュュュュュュュュュュュ

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear ' the rules 'From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!

Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE!

1.. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!Just say it!

1. Yes and No are pe rf ectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball ormotor sports

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can -to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh.

Never Argue with a Woman

2008-04-07T18:06:00.002Z

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides
to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take
the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and
says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any
moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the
woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think .

Why Women Cry

2008-04-01T14:59:00.001Z

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?

""Because I'm a woman," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said.

His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."

Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"

"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.

Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"

God said "When I made the woman she had to be special.I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort.I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed.""You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."

Are u a pirate or a ninja?

2008-02-27T11:59:00.001-01:00

Are You a Pirate or a Ninja?

My Result: Pirate

Arrrh, shiver me timbers if you're not the greatest pirate who ever sailed the high seas! We could try and be nice and say that you're not all bad, but we know that if ye were the captain of a ship of raucous savages ye wouldn't spend any time training them to explore their sensitive side. You'd probably be boarding luxury cruise ships, ripping pearl necklaces off ladies, and looting the men (after stripping them of their credit cards and cell phones of course). Long John Silver, Blackbeard, and Captain Hook all have nothing on you.

You could probably rob someone blind and still leave 'em feeling glad that they met you — even if you made them walk the plank! While you have one sea-weary eye on a treasure trove, your other eye (assuming you're not wearing a patch) is making sure you're always seen strutting your stuff and looking mighty fine — wooden leg and all.

What are you?
http://web.tickle.com/jumpto?test=pirateorninjaogt&c=50652

My boy sign

2008-02-25T17:10:00.001-01:00

The Zodiac Match Test

My Result: Sagittarius

Initially, a Sagittarius may catch your eye with their knack for witty conversation and flirtation. But as you get to know them better, you're even more likely to be drawn to your Sagittarian's adventurousness and unhesitating willingness to take the risks necessary to keep life fun and free. People born under this sign are typically both enjoyable to be around and interesting to talk with. Be aware that Sagittarians do have a tendency to become restless at times. However, this sense of adventure will help keep things exciting in your relationship. In the bedroom, you'll likely find that the Archer is sexually creative and will keep you happily engaged. This is simply a natural extension of the Sagittarian nature. Overall, they want to get the most out of life and are always on the lookout for exciting new adventures.

What are you?
http://web.tickle.com/jumpto?test=zodiacflashogt&c=50652

News

2008-02-22T14:37:00.002-01:00

( Foto from the Internet )

Its raining a lot in my country... Really a lot... and Im very tired... Tired from work, and the way that its becoming the awful work that I simple HATE! So this are my news...

My relanshionship

2008-02-12T11:27:00.001-01:00

The Relationship Assessment Test

My Result: Conflict

the two partners improve how they resolve conflict. There is conflict in every relationship; it may arise from different upbringings, views on life, or simply from different personalities. However, when there is too much conflict, disagreement or opposition in a relationship, combined with an inability to resolve it, the bonds of a relationship can break down irreparably.

What are you?
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Good Vibes

2008-02-06T14:45:00.000-01:00

Time passes.

Life happens.

Distance separates.

Children grow up.

Jobs come and go.

Love waxes and wanes.

Men don't do what they're supposed to do.

Hearts break.

Parents die.

Colleagues forget favors.

Careers end.

BUT.........

Sisters are there,

no matter how much time and how

many miles are between you.

A girl friend is never farther away

than needing her can reach.

When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you

have to walk it by yourself, the women in your life

will be on the valley's rim, cheering you on,

praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on

your behalf, and waiting with open arms at the

valley's end.

Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk

beside you...Or come in and carry you out.

Girlfriends, daughters, granddaughters,

daughters-in-law, sisters, sisters-in-law, Mothers,

Grandmothers, aunties, nieces, cousins, and extended

family, all bless our life!

The world wouldn't be the same without women, and

neither would I. When we began this adventure called

womanhood, we had no idea of the incredible joys or

sorrows that lay ahead. Nor did we know how much we

would need each other.

Every day, we need each other still.

Pass this on

to all the women who help make your life meaningful.

I just did.

Short and very sweet:

There are more than twenty angels in this world.

Ten are peacefully sleeping on clouds.

Nine are playing.

And one is reading her email at this moment.

Send this message to ten of your friends

including me.

If you get 5 replies,

someone you love will surprise you.

My eating Style

2008-01-15T17:04:00.001-01:00

What's Your Eating Style?

My Result: Relaxed Eater

Relaxed Eaters understand that food is about more than just sustenance. Overall, they treat themselves well. Even if they're not always successful at it, having sit-down meals three times a day is your ideal. They also try to be regular with their portions and the times that they eat on a day-to-day basis. At first, this may sound like they have a common pattern. Their eating style is, in fact, extremely sensible and their priorities seem to be in order when it comes to food.

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Bitchdom

2008-01-15T16:44:00.000-01:00

LOL

2007-12-28T13:33:00.000-01:00

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Anaesthetist
4. Cinnamon
5. Chrysanthemum

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Rhipidistian-Amphibian Transition
3. Anti-constitutionalistically
4. Transubstantiate
5. Sphygmomanometer

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
01. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
02. Nope, no more booze for me.
03. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
04. Mac Donalds? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
05. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
06. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
07. I'm not interested in fighting you.
08. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool
09. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to hurl in the street.
10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

Seasons Greatings!!!

2007-12-21T09:28:00.000-01:00

Merry Christmas!!!! Full of health, joy and hapiness to you all!!!!

Spending Style

2007-12-19T15:40:00.001-01:00

The Spending Style Test

My Result: Impulsive Spender

People who are Impulsive Spenders tend to use money to soothe themselves and to get a little pick-me-up, especially when things feel stressful. Spending may feel like a way to nurture themselves — whether directly, such as when they spend money on eating out or on groceries, or indirectly, through the emotional charge they get from the act of purchasing itself. In addition, it's likely that, more than others, they experience shopping as an enjoyable pastime or hobby.

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My Heritage...

2007-12-18T09:41:00.001-01:00

http://www.myheritage.com/collage

Make them laft!

2007-12-13T11:15:00.001-01:00

A Christmas Song!

2007-12-13T10:42:00.001-01:00

The Chakra Test

2007-12-11T11:05:00.001-01:00

The Chakra Test

My Result: Fifth Chakra

This is the chakra located at the top of your throat. The fifth chakra represents honesty and truth. When this chakra is clear, positive energy can flow from it freely. Radiating positive energy from your fifth chakra indicates that you've cultivated higher wisdom concerning the important life lessons associated with this energy center. You're apt to feel a more burning need than others do to speak the truth, treat people with respect, and act with integrity. Possessing strong fifth chakra energy also suggests that you're not one to fight your life's natural path. Instead, you seem to align your will with divine will.

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Really like this song...

2007-12-10T12:05:00.000-01:00

Friends

2007-11-29T15:36:00.000-01:00

One of the hardest relantionship in the world... Have friends and keep them. I dont know this but when everything is become hard, and your friends get upset then u know the real true. And I dont like it... Its terrible, seeing people that u like, being upset with u and they dont really say the true to your face... And now i know some trues from them, and the only thing that i really say is... i dont give a damn anymore... im here if u dont like me then go to hell!!!!

I need new friends... any ideas??? lol

I wanna dream...

2007-11-27T11:43:00.000-01:00

Yes is that what I want... I'm tired, no one imagine how tired I am of all the bullshit that im taking this past days. I'm tired of my boss, my husband and other things. And the only thing I wanna do, is run away to a tropical place, put my cell of and don't give a damn about anything but myself. But I can't. I have to do regular things that are expected from me. I have to clean, and do stuff at my house, that is expected from my husband. I have to clean and do stuff in the shop, cause its expected from my boss. And me? Why in the hell I had to born a woman! Fuck this all!!! I'm so tired! In the next life I wanna be a man. Really! For God sake why man expect everything from a woman and they think that woman cannot expect nothing from them? We have to do everything and they are GODS and we have to do everything that they wanna... Ok, I never do what they wanna, cause I'm not a slave. And when I dont do it... ok I'm a slob, I'm not a woman... I'm very angry... VERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But the only thing that I wanna do is dream, a positive dream, that this stuff will fly away, and then one day, they will say that things are all right. Yup... only in my dreams... So I keep dreaming them. And the thought of faillure is so near by, that the only thing i do is dream...

My Christmas

2007-11-20T17:11:00.001-01:00

What'll Spice Up Your Holidays?

My Result: Kissing under the Mistletoe

With all the cozy fires, snowball fights, and mistletoe, it's no wonder so many of us become suckers for romance around this time of year. Whether you're single and looking for love or celebrating another wonderful holiday season with your mate, our guess is you're more in the mood for a party for two than a party for 200.

While everyone else is heading to cocktail soirées and family reunions, you'll be finding ways to cook up a little holiday cheer a deux: bundling up for a moonlit walk, reserving a quiet table in a romantic restaurant, or tucking in with a DVD and two steaming cups of cocoa. 'Tis the season for romance!

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My Subconciouss Self

2007-11-20T14:05:00.001-01:00

Tickle's Original Inkblot Test

My Result: Love

Everyone has a desire to love. But your desire is rooted very deeply in your unconscious and affects many of the decisions you make in life — whether you are aware of it or not.

You have an energy about you that inspires people to experience their true feelings of love and act kindly towards others. In this way, you and your drive for loving relationships start a chain reaction of positive experiences.

The reason you are driven by love, may be because your unconscious is trying to avoid the opposite of love — hate. You, more than others, may be afraid of experiencing severe discord with others. That may, in turn, heavily influence your choices about relationships and the way you communicate your ideas, wants, and desires to others.

With such a strong orientation towards loving others, your relationships hold a very special place in your life. Your capacity to love may be greater than those around you, and therefore you may have more to give in relationships than your romantic partner does. Remember that this is a gift you have and one most others don't possess.

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My USA City!

2007-11-19T12:02:00.001-01:00

What's Your Signature City?

My Result: Los Angeles

Lights, camera, action! A mover and shaker like you will enjoy being front and center in a scene that has lots of things to do and plenty of places to go. Maybe you also like to treat yourself to a little pampering every now and again. Who wouldn't? From new purchases to a personal trainer to a massage or spa treatment, a little luxury now and again doesn't feel too bad, now does it?

Distinctive tastes like yours would have a field day in star-studded, sun-soaked Los Angeles. Whether you're shopping on Rodeo Drive, going out with friends on the Sunset Strip, or taking in the sights of Hollywood, the City of Angels is packed with tons of attractions that are right up your cutting-edge alley. From the beautiful beaches to its glamorous inhabitants, you'll feel right at home in your signature city.

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Kiss from a rose

2007-11-16T10:05:00.001-01:00

And now the video!

2007-11-16T10:02:00.001-01:00

See its my shop...

2007-11-16T09:47:00.001-01:00

My favorite Karaoke song

2007-11-15T09:55:00.000-01:00

Bitch

I hate the world today

You're so good to me

I know but I can't change

Tried to tell you

But you look at me like maybe

I'm an angel underneath

Innocent and sweet

Yesterday I cried

Must have been relieved to see

The softer side

I can understand how you'd be so confused

I don't envy you

I'm a little bit of everything

All rolled into one
Chorus:

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover

I'm a child, I'm a mother

I'm a sinner, I'm a saint

I do not feel ashamed

I'm your hell, I'm your dream

I'm nothing in between

You know you wouldn't want it any other way
So take me as I am

This may mean

You'll have to be a stronger man

Rest assured that

When I start to make you nervous

And I'm going to extremes

Tomorrow I will change

And today won't mean a thing
Chorus
Just when you think, you got me figured out

The season's already changing

I think it's cool, you do what you do

And don't try to save me
Chorus
I'm a bitch, I'm a tease

I'm a goddess on my knees

When you hurt, when you suffer

I'm your angel undercover

I've been numb, I'm revived

Can't say I'm not alive

You know I wouldn't want it any other way

My Halloween Party!

2007-11-14T13:48:00.001-01:00

Can u help her?

2007-11-14T13:41:00.001-01:00

My emotional way

2007-11-13T13:44:00.001-01:00

What's Behind Your Emotions?

My Result: Compassion

In other words, your uncompromisingly compassionate nature directly affects how, and how often, you experience certain feelings.

For example, your test results indicate that you're most fulfilled when you can lend a helping hand to those who really need it. That factor is directly related to your fundamental belief in compassion and the range of emotions it triggers.

Based on your belief in compassion, where do you rank in the emotional landscape? Which of your emotions dominate your life? And how can you learn to control your emotions?

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Was I?

2007-11-12T17:27:00.001-01:00

Who Were You in a Past Life?

My Result: Artist

Oil painting, sculpture, photography. No matter the medium, it's clear that an imaginative soul like yours must have been an artist in a former life. With your creativity and originality, you've got a unique approach to the world that just begs to be shared with everyone.

Like the great masters who came before you, you march to the beat of your own drummer and don't follow the herd. You live life by your own rules and aren't afraid to express your ideas. Lucky for all of us, they're great ones. So, keep expressing yourself. You're sure to be legendary!

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Uau

2007-11-12T10:14:00.001-01:00

You Are Cyclops

Dedicated and responsible, you will always remain loyal to your cause.
You are a commanding leader - after all, you can kill someone just by looking at them.

Power: force beams from your eyes

Which of the X-Men Are You?

My pirate name...

2007-11-12T10:12:00.001-01:00

Your Pirate Name Is...

Black Buxom Betty

What's Your Pirate Name?

iHello

2007-11-12T10:03:00.000-01:00

Today is one of that days... Im really sorry that i dont write that much, cause i dont have that much to say... I went out at night last friday and it wasnt that good cause i saw a friend of mine in pain and she didnt want to be saved... so im here looking at me and thinking about me for a change. Im tired, so tired, you dont imagine. I have to do something with my life. Really... Change my habits of smoking, of dreaking, of beeing upset, or worried all the time. To be true, i need a adventure, an angel to make me dream of positive stuff... I need to fell the rain on my body, and try to be a better person, cause im really tired. I need to talk to someone... but who? Who can hear me? Can u tell me?

Its me!!! lol

2007-11-08T10:36:00.000-01:00

Your Inner European is French!

Smart and sophisticated.
You have the best of everything - at least, *you* think so.

Who's Your Inner European?

Im that? YES!!!!

2007-11-08T09:39:00.001-01:00

Are You a Fashion Victim?

My Result: Stay Super Stylish

Bright tunics, soft sweaterdresses, and tweed vests? Yes, please! From your driveway to the dance floor, you know that the world is one big catwalk. Whether you're dressed uptown or downtown, a style-setter like you knows that being up-to-date on all the latest and greatest looks is always a surefire way to make a big impression. Where you got your amazing style is a mystery, but the natural fabrics and clothes you choose are anything but.

What really sets you apart from the pack is knowing that looking great doesn't have to mean following every ridiculous fad to hit the streets. A savvy fashionista such as yourself can tell the difference between flash-in-the-pan trends and the real thing, which is why you'll never be caught in unflattering cuts, yesterday's looks, or mystery fabrics. Knock 'em dead!

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YYYeeAAHHH

2007-11-08T09:24:00.001-01:00

What's Your Holiday Wish?

My Result: Hit the Party Circuit

Get your high heels on, party girl! 'Tis the season for spreading joy at as many gatherings as possible. You've got a wild streak inside you that loves to be where the action is. So when you've got a Saturday evening jam-packed with five different parties, it's a pretty safe bet you'll do everything you can to hit them all.

Outgoing and tons of fun, you feed off the energy of others. Your social side needs indulging — and what better way to do that than with merry revelers and yummy hors d'oeuvres, eggnog, and other seasonal favorites. Sure, you may relax and unwind when the holiday madness is over, but 'til then, your holiday spirit is definitely in overdrive. Be merry!

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Not bad...

2007-11-06T10:58:00.001-01:00

Career Interest Inventory

My Result: Merchandising

People who are in the area of merchandising require not only strong interpersonal skills but also powers in the art of persuasion. People who excel in this area may not have a psychology degree but they are attuned to what people want. They know just the right things to say to motivate people to make a purchase or see their perspective. Part of this talent comes from knowing how to read people's emotions and using this knowledge to their advantage. Most successful people in merchandising are skilled at selling, and never lose sight of the fact that the bottom line is the clearest indicator of their success.

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What a party!

2007-11-05T16:45:00.000-01:00

Im sorry i neither had the time and the bateries so i can put the pictures here for your amazing. It was a terrible night for the ones who organize the party... I had lots of fun and everything was good for me. But Im that kind of person that doesnt get upset, has they did... I go with the flow. People came, had dinner, didnt like the party and went away... others came, they payed, and because theyre were different the organizers didnt liked, and went away... the music wasnst that good... but there was drinks, food and music, do i had my blast!
The others, simply i dont know cause then our friendship wasnt that good and now it isnt that nice... so I think that i moving to another country... or something like that... Im tired... sick of the money that dont goes till the end of the month and having almost every months to ask my parents for money so i can survive another month. And I dont know what to do... I will like to work and be very good payed, but maybe one day my dream will come true. And maybe tomorrow or even today i have to talk to my parents again... to ask for money again... what a christmas im going to have...
Sorry its my fellings coming in front of my eyes...

lol

2007-11-03T17:52:00.001-01:00

You Are A Vampire

You have a real thirst for bliss, and you consider yourself a true hedonist.
And you're not afraid to walk alone in life, if it means getting what you truly crave.
You truly enjoy entrancing people. Not to mention the ensuing pleasures of the flesh.
Your tastes have been called decadent and bizarre. You usually give in to your temptations, no matter how primal

Your greatest power: Your flawless ability to seduce and charm

Your greatest weakness: Human flesh

You play well with: Werewolves

What Kind of Monster Are You?

Whos your halloween costum?

2007-10-31T16:04:00.001-01:00

The Halloween Costume Generator

My Result: Kitty

Admit it, you've always wanted to lay back, look adorable, and let everyone else do the work. That's why your perfect Halloween costume is squishy, fuzzy, loveable little creature. You're cute and sweet, and you're sure to get all the attention this year, even after the party's over. Of course you've got a naughty streak as well, and have been known to show your claws from time to time, but you won't swipe unless you really need to.

So show off that sweetness at all the parties in furry, footed pajamas and some ears. You're sure to find someone to give you a hug. Aww...

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Whos youre horror movie?

2007-10-31T16:02:00.001-01:00

Which Horror Movie Are You?

My Result: Psycho

It always seems so safe in a hotel room, with the dead-bolted doors, security guards, and that concierge ready to help with your every need. But if you've seen Psycho, you know that's not always the case. There sure are some crazy people out there, but most of them seem so normal. Is your mind playing tricks on you? No way!

Just like your horror movie match, you're seen by others as smart and thoughtful. If it's psychological, creative, or just plain interesting, you'll be all over it. So on the next rainy day, check into the Bates Motel and have a good scare!

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Happy Halloween!

2007-10-30T15:18:00.000-01:00

Girly glitter comments from www.GirlyTags.com

Halloween Part 2

2007-10-29T13:42:00.000-01:00

This weekend was tyring! Friday got out at night to my favorite karaoke bar and got wasted... Saturday went to clean the place were is going to be the halloween night, but because i did have a hangover, oh my GOD it was a very lazy day, I tried to help, but I was helpful and everything but i dont know if I was really good at it. Spend the saturday evening at home resting... Sunday went to my parents house to have lunch and to receive my custom for halloween... Its very nice!! The only thing that bothers me is, that wednesday i work and i have to put fake fingernails and have a bath and things like that and I dont know who is gonna to pick me up... So have to do lots of stuff untill the big day! But I gonna take lots of pictures so u have fun with the event!

Very funny!

2007-10-24T14:45:00.001Z

Im sad...

2007-10-24T14:20:00.001Z

Yes im really sad... I sick and tired of my job and my boss. And i want to leave this business as quicly has can be cause the debts are now worse and i wanna work in a calm place were people can pay me in time. I scared to death, for this end of this month... If i not get paied what can i do??? I fell so alone and sad and sick and tired... Life has only meaning to my family and love the other stuff... no thank you... I have migranes, i dont sleep, Im so worried that i dont know what to do... The only thing that i did was spread the message to some friends, if they know a new job, to tell me... And I really liked beeing here, but more and more the ship is sinking and i dont want to be the last to jump of it... So wish me luck!

What is your gender identity?

2007-10-24T09:53:00.001Z

Your Gender Identity

My Result: Balanced gender focus

People who are androgynous have both strong masculine and strong feminine qualities. Androgynous people tend to be both action and people oriented, and are usually able to successfully take on a diverse range of roles that cross gender-role boundaries.

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62 days for Christmas...

2007-10-23T14:04:00.000Z

My wish list!

First... for me of course...

I dont have cable so i would like to have....

I dont have a LCD so I would have one, cause my Tv is almost "dying" of old age...

New dress for the new year...

And...

Lots of money to buy presents for everyone!!!!!

Are u a trick or a treat?

2007-10-22T13:37:00.001Z

Are You a Trick or a Treat?

My Result: Bit of a Joker

Give yourself a little pat on the back, because you're not the baddest seed. Some people might think you're a perfect angel, but you can't fool us. You just hide it well. Talking trash about a friend? Eating a handful of trail mix from the bulk bin at the supermarket without paying? You've done it — but you're probably not proud of it. See? At least you have some standards.

For the most part, you're someone we'd be happy to bring home to the parents. You've got a few little secrets, but who doesn't? Blaming a friend for your mistakes or cheating on the big test isn't your style, and that's good enough for us!

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I need a vacation!

2007-10-22T11:27:00.000Z

Yes its true... I feel tired and anoyed with almost everything...My weekend was terrible, cause I had a migrane in Saturday and I spent all afternoon in bed... Felling better went to the supermarket to buy food and then again... Home! But then again on Sunday, lots of things to do, cleanning, cleanning and cleanning... Didnt have fun this weekend... so I want my hollidays!!!! Please... a remote island, with a good room and a beautifull beach its all that i want... please...please...

Me and my friends!

2007-10-19T15:19:00.001Z

More fotos...

2007-10-19T15:17:00.001Z

Veja meu Slide Show!

2007-10-19T15:12:00.000Z

My beautiful Portugal...

2007-10-18T11:04:00.001Z

This is my old Portugal... The place were sometimes I like to be...

Full of history, full of all the misteries of life... this is my Portugal. Old and full of debts, full of good people, that like to relax in the beautifull sunshine. Portugal is wonderfull... but it has nedds has everybody...

http://www.visitportugal.com/Cultures/pt-PT/default.html

Come and visit us!

Its my life...

2007-10-17T14:41:00.000Z

So now Im prepparing for Halloween, Im going to a big party and Im wondering what costume Im gonna wear... Im thinking more of a gipsy then to a witch, Im a little tired of doing that... Can u give me your honest opinion?

So now its that for now... dont have any particulary nice things to do or to say... Still looking for someone that will give me a million or two... lol

Want ideas for Halloween this one is great!

2007-10-17T14:27:00.001Z

http://anniescostumes.com/witch.htm

That is right!lol

2007-10-15T14:50:00.001Z

Your 80s Hunk Is

Michael J. Fox

Who's Your 80s Hunk?

Okidoki...

2007-10-15T14:16:00.001Z

You Are Psyche!

Eternally in search of purpose and insight.
You're curious and creative with a total sense of wonder.
Totally empathetic, you pick up on other's moods easily.
Just be sure to pamper yourself as well!

What Goddess Are You?

My vibe...

2007-10-15T14:14:00.001Z

Your Vibe is Super Sexy

You feel 100% sexy at almost any moment
And this inner sexiness really does boost your appeal
You're confident, playful, and outgoing
You know what you have to offer - and you're proud of it!

What Kind of Sexy Girl Vibe Do You Have?

Halloween sign

2007-10-15T14:12:00.001Z

Halloween Horoscope for Pisces

You tend to go for traditional, if not a bit historical, Halloween themes.
Candied apples, pumpkins, and warm cider make you excited each year.

Costume suggestions: An evil sorceress / sorcerer or a renaissance pirate / wench.

Signature Halloween candy: Candy corn

Scary movie you should celebrate Halloween with: Rosemary's Baby

What's Your Halloween Horoscope?

Love quote

2007-10-15T14:11:00.001Z

Your Love Quote

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

What Love Quote Suits You?

Halloween Habits...

2007-10-15T14:08:00.000Z

What Your Halloween Habits Say About You

You are an outgoing person who's a bit of a showoff. It's likely that you dress up for Halloween every year.

You definitely think of yourself as someone who has a dark side. And part of having that dark side means not showing it.

Your inner child is stubborn and a bit bossy.

Your fears are irrational and varied. It's hard to predict what you may be afraid of on any given day.

You're prone to be quite emotional and over dramatic. Deep down, you enjoy being scared out of your mind... even if you don't admit it.

You are a traditionalist with most aspects of your life. You like your Halloween costume to be basic, well made, and conventional enough to wear another year.

What's Your Halloween Personality?

How prissy you are?

2007-10-15T14:05:00.000Z

You Are a Bit Prissy

From time to time you can be a princess, but these days, who isn't a little high maintenance?
You know what you want, and you're definitely not afraid to ask for it.
(Just refrain from having a temper tantrum if you don't get your way!)
There's nothing wrong with having high standards... as long as they're occasionally low enough to allow spontaneity and fun!

How Prissy Are You?

My favorite dance (and i love this movie)

2007-10-12T11:55:00.001Z

My favorite sport!

2007-10-12T11:41:00.000Z

Gotan Project

2007-10-12T11:31:00.001Z

Its the weekend!

2007-10-12T10:52:00.000Z

Sorry but i had to put these videoclips that i like so much! Enjoy youre weekend!

Rudebox

2007-10-12T10:41:00.000Z

Sorry is the hardest word...

2007-10-12T10:40:00.000Z

Live to tell interlude...

2007-10-12T10:38:00.001Z

La hisla bonita!!!!

2007-10-12T10:32:00.000Z

Like it or not...

2007-10-12T10:30:00.001Z

Gimme More...

2007-10-12T10:28:00.001Z

If i had 1 million or two...

2007-10-03T13:32:00.001Z

Yup... Just a little bit, that some actors or singers have. I would buy the place were I work. First because i love it! Second cause my boss is Bipolar and the only thing that he does its mistakes and more mistakes. Then I try to help my family with all kinds of stuff. The I take a drivers license that i dont have and buy a car. And then buy the house were i live cause is rented and its not mine. And the last thing that i do is a fundation that would help families that dont have money to put their kids in school, cause heres is lots of money to put your kid in school. And then start having my kids also. I would like to have two or tree, but has things are hapenning i think that i would have only one. This is my dream... Can anybody help me?

A song...

2007-10-02T10:07:00.000Z

"Like It Or Not"

You can call me a sinner
You can call me a saint
Celebrate me for who I am
Dislike me for what I ain't

Put me up on a pedestal
Or drag me down in the dirt
Sticks and stones will break my bones
But your names will never hurt

I'll be the garden
You be the snake
All of my fruit is yours to take
Better the devil that you know
Your love for me will grow
Because

[Chorus]
This is who I am
You can
Like it or not
You can
Love me or leave me
Cus I'm never gonna stop
No no

Cleopatra had her way
Matahari too
Whether they were good or bad
Is strictly up to you

Life is a paradox and it doesn't make much sense
Can't have the Femme without the Fatale
Please don't take offense

Don't let the fruit rot under the vine
Fill up your cup and let's drink the wine
Better the devil that you know
Your love for me will grow
Because

[Chorus X2]

no no you know [repeat]

I'll be garden
You'll be the snake
All of my fruit are yours to take
Better the devil that you know
Your love for me will grow
Because

[Chorus]

no no you know [repeat]

Today I would like to run away...

2007-10-01T10:00:00.000Z

Im a little sad today... My weekend wanst that much fun, and now my head is full of memories that even didnt happen... Im here, but were is he? He stay at home yesterday but... how can explain? He didnt fullfilled my fantasies and there was no sweetness... Only fights and stupid phrases. Im bored, so bored. Life isnt a movie, real life sometimes it suck! And married life even more... I would run away to this picture and stayed there till i remember myself... Cause I dont know were I am.

Were is my angel???

Portuguese and english blogs...

2007-09-29T10:56:00.000Z

http://prayersofjeremiah.spaces.live.com/default.aspx

Blog of prayers...

http://meadow74.blogspot.com/

A new friend...

http://nixoutofthematrix.spaces.live.com/

My best friend since we were kids... but it is in portuguese...

http://stmethos.spaces.live.com/

My other friend... he stop writting but i think that he is going to start writting again...

Friendship - Reality check!

2007-09-28T17:46:00.000Z

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of truefriendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stonecold truth of our friendship.

1 . When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revengeagainst the sorry bastard who made you that way.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about howmuch worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are wellagain. I don't want to catch whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end.

"Why?" you may ask,"Because you are my friend". Friendship is like peeing your pants:everyone can see it,but only you can feel the true warmth. Send this to "all 10" of your friends, then getdepressed because you can only think of four!(don't send it back to me...I don't want to hear it!)And remember....when life hands you Lemons,get some tequila and salt and call me!

LOL

2007-09-28T17:16:00.000Z

21 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car

With Sunglasses on and

point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They

Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't

Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do

Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And

Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has

Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks,

Write " For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because

You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your

Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have

To Let One Of You Go."

20. Go to the fitting rooms with a packet of condoms and say you would like to fit it.

21. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .....Send This E-mail To Someone

To Make Them Smile. Its Called ... therapy.

I want the summer back!

2007-09-27T09:40:00.000Z

Yeah its true... Fall is becoming very boring, not that is cold in here... No, but the air its different and I really would like that the summer was longer. But to have that I have to move to Africa that is my birth country, cause Im from Mozambique. But I like to live here in the Algarve. Its almost the same weather but of course that there is lots of differences. But living here is very nice. When it rains it becomes more hotter, and it can rain all day but you always see the sun in that day, and it can be 5 minutes or half an hour, but you see it! This Sunday I have to go to the beach, I miss it so much... and its so near from here! I have to... And Im going even if its rainig Im going! I need the breeze coming from the sea, the sound of the waves and the felling of the sand in my feets. And Im going! :)

Oh my god!

2007-09-26T10:18:00.000Z

I dont know what to do for now... im tired and i wanna kill my husband! He is in hollidays and is becoming a pain in the ass! He didnt went to anywere, he stayed at home and hes bored but the only thing he does is nag my head! Or is because of the clothes or because of the dishes or because i did this or i did that! Oh my God! And my patient is getting its limits! Can anyone advise me about this? Please... HELP!!!